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Lets be honest… Nobody really wants to hear about how awesome other people are. Ryan and Daniel aren’t much different from the average joe out there trying to figure life out. They’ve just taken a slightly different path than the average bear. After all… what kind of bear would become a salvage diver?  Crazy right? I mean, can you picture a full fledged bear in a diving suit underwater? That would be totally crazy. Good thing Ryan isn’t a bear… Also, if he were a bear, he’d be a tiny little cute baby bear. That seems obvious. At the end of it all, just remember that both these men don’t really know up from down. But, in the grand scheme of things, the X and Y axis are interchangeable in life, just not math. Math gets way too picky about that sort of stuff. 

Meet Your Hosts

He’s billed as the fastest man alive in some circles. He’s known to perform random acts of karate. He’s like a kite on a cloudless day. 

Ryan Patrick started his adult life by failing out of college. He went on to become a successful salvage diver doing some dangerous and heart wrenching work. As life progressed, Ryan found that being a paramedic and a firemen were his thing. He’s a father, a husband, a friend and a healer in his own way. Ryan is a goofy, bad smelling, beautiful human. 

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Ryan Patrick

While Daniel has been known to choke down quite a few burritos in his day, he also makes poor decisions. He’s loud, he’s goofy and he definitely loves everything life has to offer. 

He spent almost ten years deployed in a combat zone as a Sniper and a mercenary for various companies such as Blackwater USA and Triple Canopy. Nowadays, he kicks back and fights fire with the best of ’em. He’s also a working paramedic and enjoys having the opportunity to help others. Daniel has been through a lot, and with the help of his family and friends, he’s made it to the other side. 

What People Say

"Quite honestly, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
John Doe
Imaginary Person
"I don't think that word means what you think it means."
James
Random Listener
“Stay away from me. Don't ever touch my stuff."
Jane
Person Who Wouldn't Love Us
"If ever there was a podcast that could make my ears bleed. this is it."
Rocky the Bandit
Hand Model
“I'm hungry. Is it dinner time?
Abby
Daniel's Daughter
"They don't know a single thing about quantum mechanics, physics or even how to be men. It's honestly scary."
Jenny From The Block
Street Puppeteer
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